communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

bluberryattack:

We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”

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eposetties:

PEOPLE WHO COVER SONGS AND DONT CHANGE THE PRONOUNS 
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"You and I remember budapest very differently."

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